Bob's Big Mistake

Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?'

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's in my bowling league.

When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?''

I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, 'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'

Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab.Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it .

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.The cabby turns around and says,'Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time.'

Bob's funeral will be on Saturday and all are invited .

A Short Story From Long Ago

A long time ago, my Aunt bought 2 sarees - one for herself, and one for my Mom.

She was wondering which one to give to my Mom, and told us (me and my cousins) that she liked saree A more than B.

She ended up giving my Mom saree A.

I asked her why she did that; why didn't she keep the saree that she liked for herself?

Her answer was " You should always give people something that you would really want/like for yourself".

I don't know why I remembered this story today - just thought it is worth sharing.

Medical, Here I Comes

It is very rare to get a 'chill' day in the labor room.
Something is always happening.
There is always something to do.

But that day was different.
There really wasn't anything to do.
Even the MO found it weird, but hey, enjoy the moment while it lasts, right?

So, there I was, trying to complete my log book.

Then, I saw my specialist walking in, with a nurse pushing a patient in a wheelchair into suite 1.
Now, suite 1 is our 'special' suite - we only put 'critical' patients in there - patients with severe PE (pre-eclampsia) or IE(impending eclampsia) or patient's with heart disease.

My friend immediately went into suite 1 to see what she can do and do the necessary.
Everyone who comes in will need blood investigations, so I started taking all the tubes necessary (I assumed that it was a PE case) for the blood tests.

I was about to enter the suite when I saw drops of blood on the flood. I stopped, went back to where we kept all the tubes and took another bottle, which was necessary for any patients who are bleeding.

2 others started setting branulas and taking blood.
1 pushed in the scan machine for the specialist.
I started filling up the blood forms.

Specialist scanned - confirmed an abruptio placenta (placenta separated from the uterus wall) and (as we would do in any emergency situation) we prepared for LSCS.

One HO ran for blood, one HO scrubbed in OT.
Baby was out in less than 10 minutes.
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Right now, I can't think of any more stories.
Tomorrow will be my last day in O&G.
I am going to start my medical posting.
As much as I hate tagging, hate starting a new department (it is like learning a new subject alltogether) I am glad I have not been extended.

The Labor Room

O&G was not like the other postings.
There were more emergencies. More excitement.

It's because in the other 2 postings that I went through, Paeds and Ortho, all cases are screened in the A&E before they come to the ward. If the patient is unstable, they are stabilized before being sent to the ward.

In O&G, the labor room is our A&E. All pregnant ladies are sent there (very few are sent to the A&E). So, you see and play a part in managing emergencies in the labor room.

It's not to say that you see an emergency very often, but you see it enough.

There are some stories that I would like to share..these are the things I saw, my experiences. They are better stories, but then I wasn't part of it, so can't really tell those stories properly, so most probably won't be telling them.
(I will try my best to tell it as simple as possible, but am not going to explain everything (cos then it would take very long), so if you are curious enough, please google for it)
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My MO was doing a Caesarean Section (LSCS) in the OT. Our specialist(S) was doing rounds in the labor room. S received a call and was on the phone, so I decided to go to the VE room (where we clerk patients before deciding whether to admit them to the labor room or to the ward or to discharge them) to see if there were any patients to clerk.

One lady was there, doing CTG (cardiotocography - to see the fetal heart activity). It was her 5th pregnancy, and she had already delivered 4 children via SVD (vaginal delivery). She came due to contraction pain.

I asked her all the questions I needed to ask, and then left her to finish the CTG (which takes about 20 minutes) and started writing down the clerking. She came after completing her CTG and looked quite uncomfortable, so I decided to do a VE first before proceeding with the clerking.

I did all the necessary examination and then did the VE (vaginal examination). I was shocked!! I felt a feet, and I could feel the whole feet. I panicked, and told my friend to call the MO.

I waited for my friend for what I felt like eternity. Then, I decided that I can't wait any longer. I told the lady to just lie down and not push and ran into the labor suite myself. Then I was told that there were no MOs around, only the S.

I went straight to the S, and told, Dr. L, there is a patient in the VE room, feet presentation. The S immediately came with me and attended to the patient. Confirming the presentation, she said prepare for LSCS (which mean you have to take her blood, set line, get the op consent and blood consent and send the booking slip).

But we only have one MOT. Dr. L decided that she would go into the OT to finish up the op that was going on so that this lady can be pushed in faster, before this baby decides to come out. At the same time, there was another emergency inside the labor room, a fetal distress. That makes it 2 LSCS waiting with one OT occupied.

The solution - fetal distress was sent to GOT (an ambulance will bring the patient to the main building for that) and feet presentation will go in after either of the LSCS (whether in MOT or GOT) is done.
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I didn't expect 1 story to be that long!
Although now, I feel it's not as exciting as when it was happening.
Will try a different story tomorrow.
Hopefully that will sound better once written down.
Good night!

A Friend In Need..

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.

'What food might this contain?'
The mouse wondered -he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning.

'There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!'

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, 'Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it.'

The mouse turned to the pig and told him, 'There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!'

The pig sympathized, but said, 'I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers.'

The mouse turned to the cow and said, 'There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!'

The cow said, 'Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose.'

So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap-- alone.

That very night a sound was heard throughout the house --like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.

The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught.
In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.

The snake bit the farmer's wife.

The farmer rushed her to the hospital and she returned home with a fever. Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient.

But his wife's sickness continued,so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock.

To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.

The farmer's wife did not get well; she died.
So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.

The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.

So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember -- when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.

We are all involved in this journey called life.
We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.

THIS IS TO LET YOU ALL KNOW HOW IMPORTANT YOU ALL ARE.
REMEMBER: EACH OF US IS A VITAL THREAD IN ANOTHER PERSON'S TAPESTRY; OUR LIVES ARE WOVEN TOGETHER FOR A REASON.

One of the best things to hold onto in this world is a friend.