How To Make A Woman Happy

Remember yesterday's post? Turns out, I didn't have to make a decision.

I went and checked the list today, and I am going to surgery next. Someone made the decision, and I don't have to crack my head thinking whether or not I am doing the right thing.

Here is something I received in my mail the other day.............

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It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be very rich

49 not stress her out

50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52.. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:* birthdays* anniversaries* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring alcohol

HELP!

I am SO confused.

Here I am - in my 4th posting going on to my 5th.
I am left with Surgical and A+E.
All my close friends are going to surgical, so obviously that is where I would want to go to.

Last Friday, I was told that I will be going to Anaesth with 14 others, none of whom I am really close with.
I was supposed to go to A+E, but since they are too full, half of us are going to be put in Anaesth.

Here's the thing.
If I go to Anaesth now and then surgical later, I would be alone, with no close friends. Since working with non-friends are no fun as what I am experiencing right now, I am tempted to try to change my next posting to surgical.

But then, I also would like to try on Anaesth. As I have mentioned before, I have actually considered going into Anaesth after I finish my housemanship, so this would be a good exposure. And I am afraid that if I let this chance pass me by, I won't get to know whether or not I really enjoy being in Anaesth. (Plus, as a good friend told me, I can make new friends)

However, missing A+E is also a loss. A+E is a whole different world. You see patient who are in need of urgent help, you learn how to treat acute patients, where every minute really makes a difference. (Patients are usually stabilized in the A+E before being sent to the wards)
If I go to Anaesth, then I would miss the A+E training.

So, now you see why I confused?
What should I do?
What would you do?

A Short Story From Long Ago

A long time ago, my Aunt bought 2 sarees - one for herself, and one for my Mom.

She was wondering which one to give to my Mom, and told us (me and my cousins) that she liked saree A more than B.

She ended up giving my Mom saree A.

I asked her why she did that; why didn't she keep the saree that she liked for herself?

Her answer was " You should always give people something that you would really want/like for yourself".

I don't know why I remembered this story today - just thought it is worth sharing.

A Good Joke

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and
a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?'

The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.'

The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be damned, ' then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. 'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?'

The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.'

My Name Is Khan

I do not have a favourite actor or actress.

However, there are some actors or actresses whose movies I would refuse to watch because I just can't stand their acting and there are times where I watch a particular movie because of who is acting.

The only reason I went to the cinema to watch My Name Is Khan is because of Shah Rukh Khan.

I have always liked his movies for two reasons - because he is a really good actor and because his movies are mostly feel good movies, with lots of jokes.

I was cheated.

The movie was not at all funny.
It is not a feel good movie.

In fact, it is a sad movie - S.U said she cried twice while watching the movie and would have cried a third time if only she had not been distracted with something else while Dhar said she cried continuously during the movie.

I LOVED the movie.

It is not at all what I expected it to be.

There were no stupid fighting scenes.

Everyone acted brilliantly.

Kajol looked LOVELY.

The story was beautiful.

The whole thing was very well done.

I wonder why it's not playing in TGV and GSC Ipoh - I watched it in the Lotus cinema.

I am not going to spoil the movie for you by telling you the story - you have to watch it for yourself.

What is the point of this whole post?

GO WATCH 'MY NAME IS KHAN'!

I will be watching it again, soon.