Thursday, June 11, 2009

Just Can't Help Myself

I really don't have much time to blog.
OK, fine - that's a lie.
The truth is, I do have time on my hands, but then I am reading a really, really nice book right now and I can't seem to put it down.

Just a while ago I forced myself to stop reading because I have a 'homework' that I am supposed to present tomorrow. I was supposed to present it today, but then yesterday, after work, I came back home and slept till morning (no, I did not even bathe), so I have to do study it today no matter what. I am supposed to present regarding the antibiotic with best bone penetration. I don't even know where to start looking or what I am supposed to present about.

Anyway, the book I'm reading, A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khaled Hosseini- I really think you should read it. It's about the lives of Afgan women. I don't know why, but I loved the book from the beginning. Maybe it's because I always have a liking for autobiography kind of books. Somehow I feel more 'connected' to the stories.

I am not sure whether or not this is a true story, but still, I like the book. I wish I can just sit and read it the whole day long! I really miss those days where the story books dominated my day.

Anyway, since there is nothing much I can think off to blog today, I leave you with a forwarded mail I got recently - 'cool ways to turn men down'.


HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money..

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share..

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Today, I learnt that everyone (except Housemen) love to get MC. The longer the MC, the wider the smile. I wonder what people do at home for 3 months. And I wonder how much MC can their company allow them. I had one patient who requested for MC for the next few days because he has a swollen ankle. The thing is, the ankle has been swollen for more than a week now, and he has been playing football (for the past week) for some tournament. Why does he need an MC for work if he can play football with that swelling? People....

1 comment:

Arulkanesh said...

haha.. coz football is much more fun then goin to work.. LOL :D heheh